Joke @ 29 Dec 2006 04:09 am by admin
“Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers.” — From a manual for an SGI computer.
“The appliance is switched on by setting the on/off switch to the ‘on’ position.” — Instructions for an espresso kettle.
“Fits one head.” — On a hotel-provided shower cap box.
“Not to be used as a personal flotation device.” — On a 6×10 inch inflatable picture frame.
“Warning: May cause drowsiness.” — On a bottle of Nytol, a brand of sleeping pills.
“Warning: Misuse may cause injury or death.” — Stamped on the metal barrel of a .22 calibre rifle.
“Fragile. Do not drop.” — Posted on a Boeing 757.
“Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage.” — On a portable stroller.
“Do not attempt to stop the blade with your hand.” — In the manual for a Swedish chainsaw.
“Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.” — On a child sized Superman costume.
“Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.” — On a sign at a railroad station.
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