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John Safran have had it with the Mormons

Taoism - Shit happens
Buddhism – If shit happens, it’s not really shit
Islam - If shit happens, it’s the will of Allah

Protestantism – Shit happens because you don’t work hard enough
Judaism - Why does this shit always happen to us?
Hinduism – This shit happened before

Catholicism – Shit happens because you’re bad
Hare Krishna – Shit happens rama rama
T.V. Evangelism – Send more shit

Atheism - No shit
Jehovah’s Witness – Knock knock, shit happens
Hedonism – There’s nothing like a good shit happening

Christian Science – Shit happens in your mind
Agnosticism – Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn’t
Existentialism – What is shit anyway?

Stoicism – This shit doesn’t bother me
Rastafarianism – Let’s smoke this shit