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Funny comedian Mark Fradl - Comedy on religion. And gayness. And such. This is a good video I hope you enjoy

The part about religious people are especially funny, but I do like it all.

From The Daily Show: Demetri Martin talks about SAT, iPod and Myspace

What is the difference between a lawyer and a dalmation?

A dalmation knows when to stop chasing the ambulance.

A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment,they both manage to get to sleep, the woman on the top bunk,the man on the lower.

In the middle of the night, the woman leans over and says, “I’m sorry to bother you, but I’m awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly pass me another blanket.”

The man leans out and, with a glint in his eye, says, “I’ve got a better idea….let’s pretend we’re married.”
“Why not,” giggles the woman.

“Right”, he replies. “Get your own fucking blanket.

Top ten ways the Bible would be different if it were written by college students

1. Last Supper would have been eaten the next morning - cold.
2. The Ten Commandments are actually only five, double-spaced, and written in a large font.
3. New edition every two years in order to limit reselling.
4. Forbidden fruit would have been eaten because it wasn’t cafeteria food.
5. Paul’s letter to the Romans becomes Paul’s e-mail to abuse@romans.gov.
6. Reason Cain killed Abel: They were roommates.
7. The place where the end of the world occurs: Finals, not Armageddon.
8. Out go the mules, in come the mountain bikes.
9. Reason why Moses and followers walked in desert for 40 years: They didn’t want to ask directions and look like freshmen.
10. Instead of God creating the world in six days and resting on the seventh, He would have put it off until the night before it was due and then pulled an all-nighter.