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Taoism - Shit happens
Buddhism - If shit happens, it’s not really shit
Islam - If shit happens, it’s the will of Allah

Protestantism - Shit happens because you don’t work hard enough
Judaism - Why does this shit always happen to us?
Hinduism - This shit happened before

Catholicism - Shit happens because you’re bad
Hare Krishna - Shit happens rama rama
T.V. Evangelism - Send more shit

Atheism - No shit
Jehovah’s Witness - Knock knock, shit happens
Hedonism - There’s nothing like a good shit happening

Christian Science - Shit happens in your mind
Agnosticism - Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn’t
Existentialism - What is shit anyway?

Stoicism - This shit doesn’t bother me
Rastafarianism - Let’s smoke this shit

• 1543 Publication of Copernicus´On the Revolutions of the Heavenly Spheres
  Publication of Vesalius´The Structure of the Human Body
  First printing of the work of Archimedes

• 1582 Pope Gregory XIII reforms the calender
• 1609 Publication of Kepler´s first two laws of planetary motion
• 1610 Publication of Galileo´s Starry Messenger
• 1916 Publication of Kepler´s third law of planetary motion
• 1627 Publication of Bacon´s New Atlantis
• 1628 Publication of Harvey´s On the Motion of the Heart
• 1632 Publication ofGalileo´s Dialogue on the Two Great World Systems
• 1633 Condemnation of Galileo by the Inquisition
• 1637 Publication of Descarte´Discourse of Method
• 1639 Pascal´s theorem concerning conic section
• 1660 Founding of the Royal Society of London for Improving Natural Knowledge
• 1666 Founding of the French Royal Academy of Sciences
• 1687 Publication of Newton´s Mathematical Principles of Natural Philosophy