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Taoism - Shit happens
Buddhism – If shit happens, it’s not really shit
Islam - If shit happens, it’s the will of Allah

Protestantism – Shit happens because you don’t work hard enough
Judaism - Why does this shit always happen to us?
Hinduism – This shit happened before

Catholicism – Shit happens because you’re bad
Hare Krishna – Shit happens rama rama
T.V. Evangelism – Send more shit

Atheism - No shit
Jehovah’s Witness – Knock knock, shit happens
Hedonism – There’s nothing like a good shit happening

Christian Science – Shit happens in your mind
Agnosticism – Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn’t
Existentialism – What is shit anyway?

Stoicism – This shit doesn’t bother me
Rastafarianism – Let’s smoke this shit

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  • 1543 Publication of Copernicus´On the Revolutions of the Heavenly Spheres
    Publication of Vesalius´The Structure of the Human Body
    First printing of the work of Archimedes
  • 1582 Pope Gregory XIII reforms the calender
  • 1609 Publication of Kepler´s first two laws of planetary motion
  • 1610 Publication of Galileo´s Starry Messenger
  • 1916 Publication of Kepler´s third law of planetary motion
  • 1627 Publication of Bacon´s New Atlantis
  • 1628 Publication of Harvey´s On the Motion of the Heart
  • 1632 Publication ofGalileo´s Dialogue on the Two Great World Systems
  • 1633 Condemnation of Galileo by the Inquisition
  • 1637 Publication of Descarte´Discourse of Method
  • 1639 Pascal´s theorem concerning conic section
  • 1660 Founding of the Royal Society of London for Improving Natural Knowledge
  • 1666 Founding of the French Royal Academy of Sciences
  • 1687 Publication of Newton´s Mathematical Principles of Natural Philosophy

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